Womens Circle Of Sovereignty T-shirt

Womens Circle Of Sovereignty T-shirt
$25.00

Circle of Sovereignty Official Merch Tee Behold: the only t-shirt powerful enough to contain the entire existential rollercoaster of Circle of Sovereignty without actually exploding into a 40-minute audio/visual therapy session.

Front and center is that majestic purple hand-drawn circle—because nothing says "I’ve been through paradise, death, revenge, a long confusing journey, awkward courtship, surprise birth, and finally clawed my way to sovereignty" like a slightly wobbly ring that looks like it was sketched during an especially dramatic coffee break.

Above it: STEVEN•VOLPP in classy minimalist font (we're sophisticated, not screaming). Below it: CIRCLE • OF • SOVEREIGNTY — spaced out like it's daring you to question its life choices.

Wear this bad boy and instantly signal to the world:

  • Yes, I've completed the full 7-stage hero's journey arc.
  • No, I will not explain the symbolism right now—I'm still processing the revenge part.
  • And yes, the circle is empty on purpose. That's where your own unresolved issues go.

Perfect for:

  • Showing up to your own album release party looking mysteriously enlightened
  • Awkward family gatherings where someone asks "So what do you do?"
  • Casually flexing on people who still think life is just a straight line

100% cotton. 0% chill. Limited sovereignty achieved. Grab yours before the circle closes.

(Pro tip: Pair with headphones and a thousand-yard stare for maximum effect.)

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